"If this were your last day to live, what would you do?"

My english tutor asked me this question again and again today. I didn't answer it because I don't want to think that today is my last day on Earth(even thought life sucks and that I suck at life).

I didn't say anything, just kept on staring at her. She knew that whenever I stare at her non-blinking, it means that I couldn't answer the question, so she gave me a straight-forward lecture on "You must be prepared to pass through the gates of Heaven." And when I say 'straight-forward' I mean 'STRAIGHT-FORWARD!!~~'

After that she gave me the assignment: An essay on "If this were your last day to live, what would you do?"

Okay let's think of her good qualities. She's a semi-good tutor, a published writer(with unbelievably brilliant grammar and word variety, and boring content), a hard lecturer, a not-so-interesting person to talk to, a very religious church-lover, and--apparently--a child-hater.
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End of story. She's fired.

Seriously? An essay on that? Man... that sounds like the easiest essay EVER. But mostly just 'cause I'm always asking people that. :P
» randomjunk on 2007-03-16 12:26:19

LOL! What a weird thing to write.. I mean.. that kind of a thing is always asked around as a joke.. Though I agree with random.. it could be the easiest essay ever.
» Nuttz on 2007-03-16 12:35:38

You're both fired. T_T
I got nothing to write about so bear with it. =]
» Bullet on 2007-03-16 12:53:08

YEAH I SAY YOU QUIT HER
» changbang on 2007-03-16 01:03:51

Ugh. Sheesh, crazy tutor.
» ikimashokie on 2007-03-16 01:26:14

well i don't have a picture with him. and he hates taking pictures.. oohh wait. i got an idea lol. anywayy..the guys shirt is pretty gay. and you're right.. i'll never punch his face but i would really like to
» changbang on 2007-03-16 10:15:06

Good Call
I'd have fired the tutor too. If I hire someone to teach me English, they'd better damn well not start lecturing me on Religion LOL.

You made a very adult choice there Bullet.
» Nathan Morrison (66.75.14.146) on 2007-03-17 03:54:20

Ding Dong the witch is dead! The wicked witch is dead... hee hee.
» KkaMA67 on 2007-03-19 04:39:53

What kind of school do you go to? Sheesh. :/
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